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Nobel Peace Prize [Oct. 9th, 2009|05:20 pm]
[Mood | confused]

So.... I hear Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize.

That's great!

But- uhhh...
I don't pay any attention to politics, and I'm not even American so I don't really have a right to say much about it but...
...what did Obama do to win the Nobel Peace Prize?

I don't mean to be rude!
I'm just a little confused. :'D Has he actually done anything yet?

Is it just because of his speeches and promises? Ones which haven't been put into action yet?
I find it really funny.
Just recently I read a book, The Elegance of the Hedgehog, (excellent book, btw) and there was a line in it that reminded me of this whole ordeal.

"Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; those who can't teach teach the teachers; those who can't teach the teachers go into politics."

It then later goes on to explain how we live in a world where it's "words and not deeds that have power, where the ultimate skill is the mastery of language."

I bet there were lots of nominees who did things to promote peace, but they'll never recieve the credit they deserve because they weren't as gifted speakers as somebody who, well, hasn't really done anything yet.
That's not saying he wont, though!

I'm rooting for Obama.
I think he's a swell guy.
But I feel like this reward is a little bit premature.
I don't see why they couldn't have just waited until next year, after he puts even one of his promises into action.

But again, I pay almost no attention to politics, so maybe I'm just seeming like a total ass when he has actually done something??
Maybe I just haven't heard of anything D:;;
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Grocery Shopping... [Sep. 26th, 2009|07:34 pm]
[Mood | satisfied]

It costs $4.37 for 12 eggs, and $1.42 for 6.

A medium tub of margarine is $5.99; a large tub of margarine is also $5.99.

A 125mL bottle of vanilla sells at $7.89, and a 550mL bottle is $5.99.

Frozen vegetables are on special - two for $8.00 - where if you choose to buy one, it is priced at $3.99.

Safeway, if there's an award for being completely inconsistant, you win.
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whinebitchwhinewhinerant [Jul. 27th, 2009|10:22 am]
[Mood | cranky]

fuuuukdsjhfcsdj i hate moving.

I'm at the point where I have I think 12 or 14 boxes packed already, and I'm looking back into my room and there is still SO MUCH stuff.
It doesn't look like I've done anything.
I don't even know what to tackle next ]]]'8

//////wrists

boooooo to life!
Everything after highschool is just a shithole!
Stress getting jobs, stress finding affordable places to live, stress paying bills, stress WORKING at jobs. Even schedualing downtime or hooking up with friends/family is stressful.
WHAT'S THE POOOINT?!
I think the secret to happiness is commiting suicide before you graduate |8

raaaaahhrrrarrarararrr
*throws self off a building*
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A note about Macs... [Jul. 17th, 2009|10:17 pm]
[Mood | enraged]

So I seem to have found myself at my dad/girlfriends new home.
The only "computer" they have is a Mac.

This thing is sending me into a fucking RAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE.
ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO THINK MACS ARE SO GREAT AND COOL.
FUCK YOU XD;; Just what were you thinking when you bought one of these things?!

How do you get ANYTHING done?!
Uuuugh these things are still just as shitty as they were 10 years ago!
*poops all over the moniter*
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(no subject) [Jul. 17th, 2009|10:13 pm]
[Mood | amused]

*everyone is learning how long it takes for different parts of a baby to develop*
Classmate: Wow... it takes a really long time to make a baby!
Eric: Well... not really. Probably like... 6, 7 minutes, tops. BD

more sexcapades of eric. this post is more for my own enjoyment than anything else )


Goddamnit I love this kid XD (I say 'kid' but he's really 8 years older than me) School wouldn't have been nearly as much fun if he weren't around.
I know there has been at least a million more rediculous things that he's said, which is why I'm going to start writing them down somewhere so I never forget them ♥
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Animal Collective [May. 19th, 2009|10:26 pm]
[Mood | distressed]

Shit shit shit I don't know what to do!
So many good offers for Animal Collective tickets.
Does anybody know how trust worthy CraigsList is??

Because I missed out buying tickets to the Animal Collective show D:
So I was thinking CL but like... I have no idea! I've never used it before ):

When I first missed out on Animal Collective tickets, I was super bummed, and I kind of gave up because I had no one to go with anyways but like-
auuugh!
I have to go!
There is no way I cannot go!
I am borderline willing to sell my body for these tickets.
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April Fools [Apr. 1st, 2009|05:55 pm]
[Mood | depressed]

AUUUGH DAMN YOU VANCOUVERRRR *shakes fist*

Weather: *warm sunshine* Ahahaaaa look, look everybody Spring has finally sprung! ♥♥♥♥♥ LOLOLOL JK APRIL FOOLS *SNOWS* >8D



//wrists
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TWILIGHT [Mar. 22nd, 2009|11:22 pm]
[Mood | flustered]

Okay, still haven't read the books (I've tried, it's just SO BAD AND BORING I can't get into it)

But tonight my older sister made me sit down and watch the movie with her... TEEHEE

It was... well, it was pretty lame. AHAHA
There were a couple of parts where it was like "HEY CULLEN BABY. YOUR ACCENT IS SHOWING ♥" which got me all hot and bothered, but other than that the only part of the movie I liked was when Bella got thrown into a mirror and had her leg crushed.

AND APPARENTLY THEY FILMED IT ALL IN BC. LOL
I was like "Wow, this looks an awful lot like here!" and apparently, it was!

And they've been bumming around Vancouver filming New Moon....

Which makes SO MUCH SENSE because I've been seeing an assload of filming productions going on right around my school, actually. Like, really nice filming equipment and stuff.
So maybe it was Twilight?? I dunno.
Are they actually filming in Van-city or are they just here to go shopping or whatever? hmmm...
I should have gotten closer to see if Robert Pattinson and his sexy British accent was hangin' around the set
Grr ♥♥ *paws*

I may not enjoy the series, but Pattison you can be my man any day ♥♥
Call me up sometime. We can have a sweet night on the town, visit the friendly crack-addicts down on hastings, go to the International House of Icecream with it's 218 delcious and not-so-delicious flavours, maybe go to a club and dance a jig or two, you can walk me back to my place, and I wont let you in. I'm a classy girl. But after another romance or two we can start on the baby makin'.
I will not deny you.
*touch**touch*



Gosh it must be SO EASY for that guy to get a lay.
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(no subject) [Mar. 15th, 2009|01:41 pm]
AHHHHHHHHH WHY DO I ALWAYS START MY POSTS IN CAPSLOCK?
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Hetalia you are rotting my brain [Mar. 2nd, 2009|04:09 pm]
[Tags|, , , ]
[Mood | APH is a slut]

*SHAKES FIST*
HETALIAAAAAAAAA

You whore!
Why can't I quit you? )':
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Bakuman [Feb. 7th, 2009|12:34 pm]
[Mood | blah]

NOOOOOO I WANTED MASHIRO TO STAY WITH NIIZUMA FOREVERRR LOLOLOL.
Hahaha omg. Eiji is my favourite ever. I love his hair and his poses and his ENTHUSIASM.

And until they showed that panel when we first saw him in the series, I forgot how bad-ass and scary he looked. (He almost looked like an evil hot villain) He's such a little fluff-ball now that imagining him as anything bad-ass is near impossible for me.

Guuuuuh djkfshdj I would marry him. If I ever meet a guy like Eiji, there will be no turning back for me.
Heehee.

I love this manga more and more ♥ It's so interestingggg. Which I guess is the whole point, but- dfjghsdfk


Speaking of getting interesting....
I've been half-heartedly reading Naruto for a while now, and this last chapter was the first one in a looonnng time that has caught my interest.
L,Like it excites me, the idea that Naruto would be captured. Even though you know the next chapter is going to be Naruto summoning that last gay clone of his to try and beat Pain, but-
I REALLY HOPE THAT AFTER THAT HE GETS CAPTURED.
BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE LOTS OF FUN.
AND I ALSO HOPE
THAT SUIGETSU AND HULK-HOGAN WILL COME BACK INTO THE SERIES.
Because Hulk Hogan is dreamy, and I'm still determined that Suigetsu would make a fantastic rapist for Naruto.

UNTIL NEXT-TIME...
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Bakuman... [Jan. 18th, 2009|02:01 am]
[Mood | confused]

LOL NOOO TAKAGI WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
I can't believe you let Mashiro see you kissing some other girl. You're breaking his poor heart!!

(I forgot how intense life-style drama could be... HAHA.)

I'm so curious about what's going to happen in the next chapter. JEEZE I CAN'T WAIT.

It seems like only yesterday that Bakuman first started. When I was checking the website and I saw "Bakuman Chapter 21" all I could think was "What? Is this a typo? Surely they mean Chapter 11."
And I actually went back and read through it all again just to make sure.
HA. OMG WHERE HAS MY SENSE OF TIME GONE?
IT REALLY DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THERE SHOULD BE THIS MANY CHAPTERS ALREADY
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REBORRRNNNN [Jan. 6th, 2009|05:36 pm]
[Mood | creative]

I ALMOST FORGOT HOW MUCH I LOVE KHR. haha
There's been like... an explosion of Tsuna and faggy Mukuro doodles on every piece of paper I can find.
I don't know WHY it didn't happen until just this past week.
I download KHR doujinshi's daily, read the chapters weekly, and rub my body against fanart hourly...
srsly.
It's a much more explosive obsession to me than Naruto...
I just happen to draw Naruto more...

(BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I KNOW HOW TO DRAW CRY CRY CRY)

But it's like ALL OF A SUDDEN something kicked in and all of my Naruto's suddenly found themselves being Tsuna's, and then all of my Sai's, Sasuke's and Suigetsu's magically turned into Mukuro's, Hibari's, and Spanner's.

It's not that big of a transission though...
Both of the series' heros are bright-eyed, fluffy haired bikes, and all of the other characters (about 90% of them being male) are all rapists who want a piece of communal uke ass.
Only KHR seems to do it better.
The art is always so sparkely.... ♥♥♥

The only thing KHR DOESN'T have is Ino D: Who is my number 1 favourite female character in the entire world.
Reborn's females all seem to be incredibly polite and sweet or quiet and noble. It doesn't have any REAL GIRLS in it.

Girls who are boy crazy and love shopping and make-up and hair and have girly hobbies like flower arranging.
AND WHO WORRY ABOUT WEIGHT. DIETS ARE IMPORTANT, YOU KNOW.
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Persona 4 is awesome, video's based on it's opening are not. [Jan. 3rd, 2009|12:10 am]
[Mood | raped]

AAAAH OMG WHAT THE HELLL.

I was so ready to make a big HAPPY NEW YEARS GUYS EVEN THOUGH MOST OF YOU HAVE PROBABLY DELETED ME OFF YOUR FRIENDS LIST SINCE I'M NEVER ON LJ ANYWAYYYSSSS post.

BUT THEEENNNN
I made the big big big mistake of looking at Persona 4 stuff on youtube
because the protagonist is a total hottie, and the protagonists uncle is even more of a total hottie (rawr)
So i was looking for hotness.
and IT
WAS
DELIVERED
in form of the most mentally scarring video I have ever seen in my life.

It's one of those silly NicoNico Douga video's by those silly silly Japanese crazies.

So, in case you've never seen it, here is the regular Persona 4 opening sequence:
+ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeUYTPdpAP0

And here is the monstrosity that spawned from that: (not entirely worksafe)
+ http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=L9Z9j4s0nRM&fmt=18


W,what do I do, guys?
Should I be lolling? Or should I go with my natural instinct right now and throw myself off a bridge?
I'm really torn!!
(I think it's the baby-face censor that's really got me feeling suicidal)
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(no subject) [Nov. 2nd, 2008|10:11 pm]
[Mood | cheerful]

HALLOWE'EN WAS GREAT ♥

I've trick-or-treated for the past 18 years, and I refuse to be too old for it!
It's the only holiday that I honestly and truely love ♥♥
Christmas, Easter, and Valentines day can kiss my ass. All Hallows Eve is the only one for me ♥ bb ilu 4eva

And other than that-

New Kaiser Chiefs CD...
AMAZING. There isn't one song I'm not madly in love with.
I've gone through the CD about 7000 times now since today. Ahhhhn ♥
I should have really bought this when it first came out two weeks ago.
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(no subject) [Oct. 18th, 2008|01:56 am]
AAAAAAGH
I suddenly must have developed ovaries overnight, because where I was almost entire asexual before, I out of nowhere want a boyfriend REALLY BAD.

I feel so grody.

EWWWW.

I ACTUALLY REALLY AM A GIRL?

THAT'S GROSS.

SO SO GROSS.

Balls. But-
This is probably the most inconvenient time for me to suddenly want to get cuddly and mushy with anybody. I'm going to school full time and working part time, and I don't think I'm ever going to be super into the party/clubbing/drinking my face off scene, so my chances of meeting anyone are around-
I dunno-
Zero.
CRYYYY DDDD':

Maybe I'll post an add in the back of the Georgia Straight-
"Smelly, fat, mentally deranged virgin looking for hot man-stud preferrably with English accent. Must be strong enough to withstand the gravitational pull of my huge lard rolls.
Warning: The sight of my body, clothed or otherwise, may (will) cause penis loss. Blindfold advised. Approach with caution."


That'll get me a boyfriend, right?!
It sounds seductive and alluring to me.

Hell, you'd have to be crazy not to respond to an add like that!
I feel like boys want me already. Eeee ♥
Even I want me.
How can so much perfection be rolled up into one, simple being?


God I turn myself on sometimes.

brb while i touch myself for the next 5 days.
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Gaygaygaygaygay [Sep. 6th, 2008|02:44 pm]
[Mood | contemplative]

Wooowwwww I suck major fag balls!!

I swear, whenever I'm home I'm sleeping. I like... get up at 6, go to school, come home, have a 30 minute nap, and then go to work until midnight TAT Then I sleep.
It's SO FANTASTIC.
But not giving me anytime to work on the fanbook that I was supposed to have finished a week ago.
Almost a month ago, if we look at the original due date ;u;

LOLLLLL *SLITS WRISTS*

anyone want to colour my shit for me? XD

Okay-
so-
but-
Is it just me or is Naruto kind of getting good-ish again?
I might say it's even gotten good.... if only Killer-Bee was still up and poppin', yo!
But he's not, so the series is still only on the verge of making up for all that Uchiha faggotry a while ago.
And my heart cries for Suigetsu ): Why are my two favourite characters indisposed?! I hope Sui-baby gets better ;A;
He needs to be functioning properly when and if they ever meet up with Naruto. I want rape to happen!
I think I will always always be excited for when those two meet.
Because then I can finally have some marginally small basis to wanting them to screw until forever.
Yeaaaaah Suigetsu hot and wet all over Naruto's bodyyyy unf unf ♥


I think I need to talk about KHR a little bit, too.
GOSHHHH.
I think it's about high time that Tsuna and Spanner get naked and screw in the bloody remains of their opponents.
That'll be in the next chapter. Right?
It's gotta be.
It's really only the next logical step.

Hm. ]:
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(no subject) [Aug. 8th, 2008|03:27 pm]
[Mood | gay rainbows]

LOLLLL

God I suck at livejournal. I need to start rp-ing again or something to keep me active.
Anyone know any good multi-fandom not so serious rp's?? ;A;

I promise not play as Naruto. LOL.

omg speaking of that faggot, I've been hating him more and more D: I haven't even been drawing him very much anymore.
Even looking back on some of the old stuff, I just really don't like it.

But...
Then I just found the Hebrew dub of Naruto. And-
lol.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY IS HE SO CUUUUTE AHAHAHAH
Seriously, it's like porn! It excites me so much. :D I'm inspired to draw all sorts of naughty pictures.

Maybe.
I don't know if I've forgiven the series that much, yet.

For now I think I'll stick with inhaling books like a madwoman. I'm reading Kafka on the Shore and it is SUPER.
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(no subject) [Jun. 23rd, 2008|01:09 am]
I can't stop buying books. (and I don't think I want to)

Anyone have any good books they know? ♥♥♥
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(no subject) [May. 25th, 2008|03:51 pm]
So, a few months ago, my eyeliner ran out, and I really couldn't be bothered to go buy a new stick. (I hardly even wore it much anyways.)

And my mum is absolutely nuts when it comes to makeup. She's always trying to get me to wear some, because I've got "so much potential!" which is a total lie.

So she goes out and buys new eyeliner and mascara and some lipstick for me and I think, "Alight, I may as well humour her." and then put it on.
WELL.
Aparently the face paint worked.
Because...
I met-
a boy~~~~ ♥♥♥♥♥

A fat, sweaty, fourty-something year old boy who followed me all the way home in his big red truck.
I was walking home alone, and he called me beautiful and kept trying to get me to come inside of his truck, and when I declined, followed me as I was heading home, and even managed to anticipate where I was going to come out when I started darting through the trails to try and lose him ):

And no one was at home either so I ran to my neighbours house instead and drank their apple juice and watched Indiana Jones movies with them until mum came back to pick me up.

Speaking of which-
DON'T GO SEE THE NEW INDIANA JONES.
IT'S TERRIBLE.
THE BIGGEST LETDOWN THIS YEAR ))))):
I think a bunch of Scientologists got a hold of the script. It was awful.
There was only one cool bit and that was when the greasers and the preps get in a fist fight.
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