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(no subject) [Jan. 29th, 2010|10:35 pm]
Ilan
made a new journal!

hopefully it'll be up and running in...er... well, anytime would be nice.

will be using it for art/fandom stuff

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2010! [Jan. 1st, 2010|04:42 pm]
Ilan
[Mood |chipperchipper]

We all heard right? That last night was the second full moon of the month?
That's a blue moon.

Most likely, something incredible is going to happen this year.
Something that only happens once in a blue moon...
So I'm pretty sure this means I'm going to win the lottery, have some agent run up to me on the street asking me to become a supermodel in their magazine, clean my room, and maybe do the dishes.

Anyhoo, hope you guys had a fantastic new years!
And if you didn't have a fantastic new years, there's always the Lunar new year to make up for it!
You've still got time!!
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Nobel Peace Prize [Oct. 9th, 2009|05:20 pm]
Ilan
[Mood |confusedconfused]

So.... I hear Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize.

That's great!

But- uhhh...
I don't pay any attention to politics, and I'm not even American so I don't really have a right to say much about it but...
...what did Obama do to win the Nobel Peace Prize?

I don't mean to be rude!
I'm just a little confused. :'D Has he actually done anything yet?

Is it just because of his speeches and promises? Ones which haven't been put into action yet?
I find it really funny.
Just recently I read a book, The Elegance of the Hedgehog, (excellent book, btw) and there was a line in it that reminded me of this whole ordeal.

"Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; those who can't teach teach the teachers; those who can't teach the teachers go into politics."

It then later goes on to explain how we live in a world where it's "words and not deeds that have power, where the ultimate skill is the mastery of language."

I bet there were lots of nominees who did things to promote peace, but they'll never recieve the credit they deserve because they weren't as gifted speakers as somebody who, well, hasn't really done anything yet.
That's not saying he wont, though!

I'm rooting for Obama.
I think he's a swell guy.
But I feel like this reward is a little bit premature.
I don't see why they couldn't have just waited until next year, after he puts even one of his promises into action.

But again, I pay almost no attention to politics, so maybe I'm just seeming like a total ass when he has actually done something??
Maybe I just haven't heard of anything D:;;
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Grocery Shopping... [Sep. 26th, 2009|07:34 pm]
Ilan
[Mood |satisfiedsatisfied]

It costs $4.37 for 12 eggs, and $1.42 for 6.

A medium tub of margarine is $5.99; a large tub of margarine is also $5.99.

A 125mL bottle of vanilla sells at $7.89, and a 550mL bottle is $5.99.

Frozen vegetables are on special - two for $8.00 - where if you choose to buy one, it is priced at $3.99.

Safeway, if there's an award for being completely inconsistant, you win.
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whinebitchwhinewhinerant [Jul. 27th, 2009|10:22 am]
Ilan
[Mood |crankycranky]

fuuuukdsjhfcsdj i hate moving.

I'm at the point where I have I think 12 or 14 boxes packed already, and I'm looking back into my room and there is still SO MUCH stuff.
It doesn't look like I've done anything.
I don't even know what to tackle next ]]]'8

//////wrists

boooooo to life!
Everything after highschool is just a shithole!
Stress getting jobs, stress finding affordable places to live, stress paying bills, stress WORKING at jobs. Even schedualing downtime or hooking up with friends/family is stressful.
WHAT'S THE POOOINT?!
I think the secret to happiness is commiting suicide before you graduate |8

raaaaahhrrrarrarararrr
*throws self off a building*
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A note about Macs... [Jul. 17th, 2009|10:17 pm]
Ilan
[Mood |enragedenraged]

So I seem to have found myself at my dad/girlfriends new home.
The only "computer" they have is a Mac.

This thing is sending me into a fucking RAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE.
ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO THINK MACS ARE SO GREAT AND COOL.
FUCK YOU XD;; Just what were you thinking when you bought one of these things?!

How do you get ANYTHING done?!
Uuuugh these things are still just as shitty as they were 10 years ago!
*poops all over the moniter*
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(no subject) [Jul. 17th, 2009|10:13 pm]
Ilan
[Mood |amusedamused]

*everyone is learning how long it takes for different parts of a baby to develop*
Classmate: Wow... it takes a really long time to make a baby!
Eric: Well... not really. Probably like... 6, 7 minutes, tops. BD

more sexcapades of eric. this post is more for my own enjoyment than anything elseCollapse )


Goddamnit I love this kid XD (I say 'kid' but he's really 8 years older than me) School wouldn't have been nearly as much fun if he weren't around.
I know there has been at least a million more rediculous things that he's said, which is why I'm going to start writing them down somewhere so I never forget them ♥
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Animal Collective [May. 19th, 2009|10:26 pm]
Ilan
[Mood |distresseddistressed]

Shit shit shit I don't know what to do!
So many good offers for Animal Collective tickets.
Does anybody know how trust worthy CraigsList is??

Because I missed out buying tickets to the Animal Collective show D:
So I was thinking CL but like... I have no idea! I've never used it before ):

When I first missed out on Animal Collective tickets, I was super bummed, and I kind of gave up because I had no one to go with anyways but like-
auuugh!
I have to go!
There is no way I cannot go!
I am borderline willing to sell my body for these tickets.
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April Fools [Apr. 1st, 2009|05:55 pm]
Ilan
[Mood |depresseddepressed]

AUUUGH DAMN YOU VANCOUVERRRR *shakes fist*

Weather: *warm sunshine* Ahahaaaa look, look everybody Spring has finally sprung! ♥♥♥♥♥ LOLOLOL JK APRIL FOOLS *SNOWS* >8D



//wrists
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TWILIGHT [Mar. 22nd, 2009|11:22 pm]
Ilan
[Mood |lovedflustered]

Okay, still haven't read the books (I've tried, it's just SO BAD AND BORING I can't get into it)

But tonight my older sister made me sit down and watch the movie with her... TEEHEE

It was... well, it was pretty lame. AHAHA
There were a couple of parts where it was like "HEY CULLEN BABY. YOUR ACCENT IS SHOWING ♥" which got me all hot and bothered, but other than that the only part of the movie I liked was when Bella got thrown into a mirror and had her leg crushed.

AND APPARENTLY THEY FILMED IT ALL IN BC. LOL
I was like "Wow, this looks an awful lot like here!" and apparently, it was!

And they've been bumming around Vancouver filming New Moon....

Which makes SO MUCH SENSE because I've been seeing an assload of filming productions going on right around my school, actually. Like, really nice filming equipment and stuff.
So maybe it was Twilight?? I dunno.
Are they actually filming in Van-city or are they just here to go shopping or whatever? hmmm...
I should have gotten closer to see if Robert Pattinson and his sexy British accent was hangin' around the set
Grr ♥♥ *paws*

I may not enjoy the series, but Pattison you can be my man any day ♥♥
Call me up sometime. We can have a sweet night on the town, visit the friendly crack-addicts down on hastings, go to the International House of Icecream with it's 218 delcious and not-so-delicious flavours, maybe go to a club and dance a jig or two, you can walk me back to my place, and I wont let you in. I'm a classy girl. But after another romance or two we can start on the baby makin'.
I will not deny you.
*touch**touch*



Gosh it must be SO EASY for that guy to get a lay.
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